Melissa Haney is the Sassy Sibyl. Diviner of the Great and Mysterious Universe. Wearer of very tall boots… READ MORE
I’ve just watched the fully restored version of ‘The Wicker Man’ on DVD, really enjoyed it — you get a real feel for how tall Christopher Lee is in widescreen. Afterwards I made a small offering by burning the Nic Cage version (DVD & Blu-Ray) and now I feel like a true pagan.
In fact, I think I might dress up as a witch and wander round strumming a ukulele whilst offering people profound pieces of insight like; “My ear-rings weigh a ton” or “Red lipstick is red” or “The tins are too small and I’m having to cut all the corners”.
Actually, I think I’ll just stick to burning Nicolas Cage DVDs, there’s plenty to go at.
Ok. I’ll bring back the spinning logo.
Well you started it. I didn’t see a poll button anywhere asking “Should the spinning logo stay or go?” Oh no, mein Capitan Mel just decided to get rid of it regardless of other people’s feelings. Honestly, it’s people like you that start wars. I would write more but we’re only allowed so much computer time here at the ‘Britney Spears Twilight Home for the Mentally Bewildered’.
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